awwww-cute:

We are dog sitting. My cat is not making our guest feel welcome, even in his own bed

awwww-cute:

We are dog sitting. My cat is not making our guest feel welcome, even in his own bed

No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.

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Things men don’t understand #28464

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demosexual:

i did it

I think the only thing that pisses me off about LOST (so far) is, like, if ya’ll are stranded on an island and worried about getting pregnant, why are you having so much seeeeex? What the fuck do you think is gonna happen? Omg.

heysusless:

Los simpsons

heysusless:

Los simpsons

weinventyou:

gams

Ryan drove 2 hours to Canby just to bring me booze and watch tv with me, what a homie :)

dennys:

Always be prepared to give CPR: Crispy Pork Retrieval.

Denny’s on some weird shit

dennys:

Always be prepared to give CPR: Crispy Pork Retrieval.

Denny’s on some weird shit

jib—reel:

I’m not going to die in the open sea.

jib—reel:

I’m not going to die in the open sea.